After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
I am full of burrito and curiosity
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you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
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Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
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