OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I just spread your mom's ashes with my new girlfriend. I wouldve waited for you to fly home but she was uncomfortable in the house with her remains there. I'll mail you the urn since u handpainted it.
YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND ALREADY!?! WTF WE JUST HAD HER FUNERAL 3 WEEKS AGO!!!!!!!!!!!!
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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