people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
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