all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
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Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
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this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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