And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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