My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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