my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
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Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
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Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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