every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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