Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
dude. I can hear the air.
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