Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
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