I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
People in love make me want to vomit
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
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