its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
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