I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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