I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
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I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
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Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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