oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
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