trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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