okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Randomize
