i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
You're a waste of cheezeits
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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