If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
I think I sprained my soul last night
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
He? As in you personified your dick?
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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