Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
Randomize
