I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
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I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
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He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
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