Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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