Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
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