Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
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