I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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