Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
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