The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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