I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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