Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
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Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
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The struggles of a small town man whore
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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