just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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