Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
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