gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
Randomize
