guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
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