What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
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