dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Randomize
