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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
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