It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
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She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
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Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
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