the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
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