It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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