Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
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That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
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I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
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