Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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