Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
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the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
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I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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