Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
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you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
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I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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