Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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