if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
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i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
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I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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