apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
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Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
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Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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