Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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