It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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