So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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