My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
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