Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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