But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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