Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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