big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
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I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
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Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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