I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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